I Watch 'Em So You Don't Have To

BAD HORROR MOVIE LINES





Some lines that should never be in a horror movie (but they use them anyway):

You sound like you're in a bad horror movie - you're not! This is real life!

I dunno.... I've heard of a lot of bad horror movies that start this way.

What do you think this is? A horror movie?

This is just like some kind of bad horror movie.

Guess what guys? If you need to say it, you're in it. We don't need to be told what we've almost certainly already found out. Not cool.