I Watch 'Em So You Don't Have To

Zombie Movies Netflix Says I'll Like (Because They Hate Me And Think I'm A Moron)

Death Valley - The Revenge Of Bloody Bill: Seen it, horrible!
Dead Heist - Crooks pulling a job run into zombies: NO FREAKING WAY!
Gang Tapes - A 13 year old tapes gang activity and cops find it: How is this zombie related again?
Brain Dead (NOT Dead Alive) - A crater lands in a fishing town (yeah I know but that is what it said) and everybody becomes zombies: NO FREAKING WAY!
Mutant Vampire Zombies From The 'Hood: Oh C. Thomas Howell, how low can you sink? Plus these vampire zombies are hungry AND horny!
Video Dead: Seen it, horrible!
Zombie Town: Seen it, horrible!
Severed, Forest Of The Dead: Romero rip off, seen it, horrible!
Last Of The Living - sweet buddy movie about 3 guys taking advantage of a zombie ripped world: NO FREAKING WAY!
Diener (yes I spelled that right) - A psycho must deal with zombies after picking his next victims: NO FREAKING WAY
Stripperland! - Just what it implies (with an exclamation point) - hungry, horny zombie strippers. NO FREAKING WAY

In other words I guess I'm a fraud. I won't see these so you don't have to (well, I might do the Mutant one just for laughs - if there are any) because folks, this would just be inhuman (pun intended).