Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Major Blockbuster Summed Up In A Hundred Words


Black Swan (2011)

Take the premise of the 1950's All About Eve, put in popular actresses, lesbian action and bam, you have an award winner. I can just imagine the conversation women had to get their men to go. She: It's about ballet. He: Not a freaking chance. She: Two women have sex. He: The car's warmed up, let's go.

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis pretend to dance, Natalie goes insane with the pressure, dreams up a bunch of stuff happening to her (Or does it?) and dances to death in the end.

That's 90 words so I'll say: This sucks bad. HA!

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