I Watch 'Em So You Don't Have To

A SHORT PRAYER TO NETFLIX LONG MAY THEY LIVE






Oh Bless Me Netflix For I Have Sinned



I have strayed from the path and dallied with other movie streaming services.

I have watched non-rated movies that truly sucketh even though I knew non-rated movies MEANS they did not make it to theaters and therefore must sucketh.

I have blamed you for having horrible movies when the truth was in front of me - you have good, halfway good and sort of good movies that match or overcome the horrible - not so with other services.

Oh Netflix, you have different movies from time to time, even popular ones that I can watch WITH CLOSE CAPTIONING HALLELUJAH!

I shall fear no endless series of movies that sucketh for thou art trying to provide decent movies from time to time.

You do not try to taketh more money from us by telling us the good movies can only be seen by DVD that must be obtained from a damned red box.

You do not list movies three or four times to make your lists appear longer when it's the same garbage over and over.

Your streaming is like cool water on a summer's day.

Your customer service is impeccable.

May you stay with us all the days of our movie watching life for yours is the service and the variety and the availability.

Amen.

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