I Watch 'Em So You Don't Have To

MISS MURDER TAKES A QUICKIE 'DO YOU KNOW NEW MOVIES, SINGERS AND TV SHOWS...' QUIZ AND FAILS...

I don't know her, don't know him,
don't know him, don't know... is that a her?

Who Are You?

There's been a few award shows recently (and my recently might reach back months so don't worry if you think you missed one) and I realized that I don't know anybody in movies or music anymore.

So this is a quickie quiz on names of singers, actors, and movies that I keep hearing and my quick assessment of who (or what) they are:


Channing Tatum: Boxer!


A Million Ways To Die In The West: A huge history book on the 1800's that no one wants to read for some reason.


Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh come one, you made that one up!


Katy Perry: Umm, Steve Perry's sister? Daughter? Oh, and something about a shark...


One Direction: When the street you're driving on has a solid white line.

Gerard Way: I don't know man, I used to know who he was, he was a 30's something family man with a kick ass rock band, but somebody turned him into a grey (dyed, I swear that boy changes his hair color even more than I do - probably why he keeps it so short now) haired teenager singing British Pop so...





Coldplay: Oh yeah, I used to do that all the time on school snow days.


Bring Me The Horizon: Something Donald Trump says when he's too lazy to get out of bed to see the sun rise.


Ariana Grande: A bittersweet coffee found at Starbucks.


Guardians Of The Galaxy: They're going to have to stop those movies, I don't think Robert Downey Jr. can take much more of that heavy suit.


The Pretty Reckless: Damn those kids and their loud, fast cars - this is a neighborhood! Slow down!


Scarlett Johansson: A character from Gone With The Wind.


In Bloom: One of my fave Nirvana songs.


Bradley Cooper: He's a news anchor for CNN.


Jude Law: I have to assume he's some sort of musician or something.


Adele: A type of facial tissue, I think, for people who cry over breakups.

The Hunger Games: Taking my grandmother to an all-you-can-eat buffet and see how much she stuffs into her purse.


Iggy Azalea: Oh, is he still around? Used to listen to my mother's albums of him when he was with The Stooges.


Ryan Gosling: Umm, wasn't he on 'Saved By The Bell'?


Meghan Trainor: An expensive workout they offer at gyms.


Demi Lovato: Wasn't she once married to Ashton Kutcher?


Lorde: A hair care product to give your style fullness, bounce, and lots of money. Either that or Stan's father on South Park.


The Theory Of Everything: Made famous by Albert Einstein, I think.


John Wick: I think he's the guy who started the Wikipedia.


Force Majeure: I'm not sure - all I saw was a guy in high heels and makeup yelling in three or four languages so I gave up.

To Be Takei: A sad documentary on the effects of Alzheimers when people forget their names.


Lucy: A woman who has some 'splainin' to do.


Frozen: My favorite Madonna song. I had that one on a single cassette (I shit you not, there used to be cassette SINGLES to replace the good ole' 45's...).




The Walking Dead: Me, of course.