I Watch 'Em So You Don't Have To

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

Okay, Not Really

Hello dear, faithful readers! It is 2016 and I am desperate to regain the function of my hands enough to continue to make fun of bad horror movies...

The videos have been... well... let's just say I have 20 subscribers and about 1,500 views so growth is slow but steady.





I'm going through yet another major change in medication (You didn't know I was on meds? Really? I thought the reviews made that pretty clear.) and so I am dead, dead, dead.

But.

This blog is my first and major love, and I'm desperate to put out at least the same amount of written reviews as I do the video ones.

So to all you who have still hung in there, read my stuff, and even write me (Nope, I haven't heard a thing from Chris Wylde - bummer.) thank you oh so very much and I'm trying desperately to get my shit together and give you guys the funny, sarcastic, and very amateur horror reviews to get back into the swing of things.

In the meantime, here's a couple more videos...