Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Sunday, January 24, 2016


Okay, Not Really

Hello dear, faithful readers! It is 2016 and I am desperate to regain the function of my hands enough to continue to make fun of bad horror movies...

The videos have been... well... let's just say I have 20 subscribers and about 1,500 views so growth is slow but steady.

I'm going through yet another major change in medication (You didn't know I was on meds? Really? I thought the reviews made that pretty clear.) and so I am dead, dead, dead.


This blog is my first and major love, and I'm desperate to put out at least the same amount of written reviews as I do the video ones.

So to all you who have still hung in there, read my stuff, and even write me (Nope, I haven't heard a thing from Chris Wylde - bummer.) thank you oh so very much and I'm trying desperately to get my shit together and give you guys the funny, sarcastic, and very amateur horror reviews to get back into the swing of things.

In the meantime, here's a couple more videos...