Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015


My New YouTube Channel

My dear ones I have not neglected you, honest! Between being sick (which I will be complaining bitterly to my doc today as, you guessed it, I wasn't sick until I went to their office) and setting up and getting up the nerve to appear before the camera has kept me pretty busy - but new movies are coming and I hope to be back with you soon.

In the meantime I'd like to put here a couple of rants, one mad, one funny - just as a sample of what I'm doing. Enjoy!

This is my experience of getting kicked off of Facebook for being Native American...

This is my HILARIOUS experience with a a certain actor who did not appreciate my, um, lack of appreciation for his talents...