Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Friday, September 26, 2014

OKAY, NAZI MOVIES HERE WE GO BUT... OH HERE'S A NEW (TO ME) ZOMBIE MOVIE, WAIT IT'S ABOUT WHAT? AGAIN? STILL? BUT IT WILL BE GOOD, RIGHT? NO? IT'S (GULP) A UK FILM? NO? BUT IT STILL HAS TWO TITLES? THE SECOND TITLE IS BETTER THAN THE WHOLE MOVIE? I CAN DESCRIBE THE BEST PART WITHOUT WORKING ON IT? 'KAY...







Dead Within aka What Remains (2014)

Currently streaming on Netflix, here's a warning for those considering watching this sloooooow piece of nothing with minimal effects or acting or story or...

The plot straight out of the IMDb: Six months after the outbreak, a man and woman have survived by isolating themselves in a remote cabin. Starved for resources, they must confront the horrors that threaten them from outside and from within.


Ba dum dum. That's it. Here's the best part and you can thank me (or curse me) for saving you precious time:




You're welcome.