Many Appologees For Ze Inconweenience
So. Do I have a good excuse for not producing for my very loyal and steady readers of reviews past and present? Of course I do. All I have to do is shout "PING PONG BALLS!" and a whole cascade of pre-printed excuses will fall on your head. And if you don't get that reference, you're up waaay past your bedtime, get in your room now! Actually, this is a bit before my time too... well, I guess it's off to bed for me...
Whoa, after watching that video I just realized something - Moose and the Captain HATED each other, didn't they? Yikes, did you feel the tension in that short video or was it just me?
Hmm? I'm stalling? Well of course I'm stalling, I've gotten absolutely nothing done. Oh I have a page of movie reviews on my blog currently in 'draft' mode, but nothing cleaned up and ready to publish. Lots of excu- err, I mean reasons though.
A friend needed her three furballs (dogs, which I have almost no experience with) taken care of for a week. Sounds easy right? I thought hey, I'd take a bunch of movies with me, use her computer to write the reviews, no sweat...
Yes sweat. Lots and lots of sweat. For reasons I won't go into, because you all have heard the fibro story many times, I got sick almost at the start. Having to get up at 3:30 a.m., take care of my (feline) furballs, rush to her place and take care of HER three (canine) furballs, locking, unlocking, running errands, taking furballs for walks... and not getting home until 10:30 at night, only to get my stuff together, crash for a couple of hours then start all over again...
|Not mine of course, but add a water balloon|
to each one and you've got the idea...
|Oh yes, this WILL be bad...|
I've mentioned before I live in a very small town surrounded by larger (but still rather small in comparison to most) towns. There's nothing 'abandoned' here - no asylums, prisons, big spooky houses, etc.
|The intricately carved gate just adds |
to the peacefulness of the place...
|Older section... nothing spooky here...|
|A Southwestern view...|
|Could this BE any more wimpy looking?|
One friend says she has to get up early for work and the car's too small anyway to really look around in. The other friend (my hubby) also has to get up very early so it's up to me to solve the mystery of the INCREDIBLY SMALL TOWN WITH AN ABANDONED PRIUS!!!
So I find a Ouija board in the backseat and wonder if I should try to communicate with somebody although of course I don't really believe these things work... pffft... YOU could write it from here.
So... there's nothing to write about here - unless I tell you the horrible (and, sadly, true) story about a stupid bunch of people who decided to see how fast they could get a Honda Civic going down a back street before crashing into the front of my house at four in the morning on a Sunday in November.
|He smashes my house but |
I have to protect HIS identity.
Does that seem fair to you?
So. Coming up: I give a quick review of The Walking Dead seasons one through four (Hint: You can pretty much skip most of seasons two and four); The movies Fear Of Clowns, Nazis At The Center Of The Earth, and a couple of others I can't remember the precise title to but are almost ready to go. I also want to see what Big Ass Spider! is about (I'll regret that one I'm sure).