Blood Glacier aka Blutgletscher aka The Station (2013) Austria
Yes the Earth is being ruined by humans. Yes the climate change is mucking things up. Yes there are countless lifeforms being totally obliterated each year. Yes we should feel ashamed. No we shouldn't have to endure movies like these. But nature is flowing heavily and she's cranky so you better just be quiet and listen up or she'll insist on flowers and chocolate and a nice card and...
|If you can't read this, just know |
that IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
|Italy looks more... snowy than I thought...|
Since there's only so many people up there (and one dog) this should go quickly, right? Ah, these people are clever - the movie decides that a group is coming up to view this stupid glacier. That makes more people to kill and a longer movie.
|The only actor anybody gives a damn about...|
|It took me four tries to get a picture |
of this hawk, uh, thing before it zipped away...
|Aw how cute - a monster-man-puppy... thing. |
Gotta take it to show the folks back home...
And I'm done with this.