Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Friday, July 5, 2013

A SHORT PRAYER TO NETFLIX LONG MAY THEY LIVE






Oh Bless Me Netflix For I Have Sinned



I have strayed from the path and dallied with other movie streaming services.

I have watched non-rated movies that truly sucketh even though I knew non-rated movies MEANS they did not make it to theaters and therefore must sucketh.

I have blamed you for having horrible movies when the truth was in front of me - you have good, halfway good and sort of good movies that match or overcome the horrible - not so with other services.


Oh Netflix, you have different movies from time to time, even popular ones that I can watch WITH CLOSE CAPTIONING HALLELUJAH!

I shall fear no endless series of movies that sucketh for thou art trying to provide decent movies from time to time.

You do not try to taketh more money from us by telling us the good movies can only be seen by DVD that must be obtained from a damned red box.

You do not list movies three or four times to make your lists appear longer when it's the same garbage over and over.

Your streaming is like cool water on a summer's day.

Your customer service is impeccable.

May you stay with us all the days of our movie watching life for yours is the service and the variety and the availability.

Amen.