Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

YO YO YO BABY I'M SAYIN' THIS IS MY JAM - MY JAM - MY JAM... DON'T YOU BE FRONTIN' - Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING... UH UH UH... WE BE TALKIN' 'BOUT ALL DEM ABANDONED MENTAL ASYLUMS DUDES AND DUDETTES, THEY BE EVERYWHERE SO 'COURSE WE'S GOTTA MAKE A TON OF MOVIES ABOUT THEM!











The Truth About Duh (with apologies to P!nk)


Inspired By True Events

The truth about duh comes at 3am
You finish all messed up and you grab a pen
And you say to yourself
I'm gonna figure it out, I'm gonna crack that code
Gonna break it break it down
I'm tired of all these questions
And, now it's just annoying
Cause, no one has the answer
So I guess it's up to me to find
The truth about duh
Is it comes, and it goes
A strange fascination with eyes that glow
Greasy hair, buggy eyes on a smiling face
Claw marks, slime trail, and a hateful gaze
The shock and the awe, they will eat you raw
Is this the truth about duh?

I think this movie is the worst
It's the worst I've ever seen
I never ever ever ever felt this crappy
And yet nothing has changed
And The Truth About Duh is it's all a lie
It all just recycled and I want to die

Oh, you want the truth?

The truth about duh it's been done to death
It's the regret at the credits, it's the wasting of breath
It's whores and tits
And 20-something kids
It's all the movies that they already did
Terror coup d'etat, life line forget-me-nots
It's the hunt and the kill
The lack of the plots
The truth about duh is not enough blood and guts
Poor actors and scripts
You know they're gonna go bust
It takes your breath, cause it leaves a scar
And you know and you know you'll never get very far
It's rage and it's hate
Of the time that I waste
And that's the truth about duh
The truth about duh

I think this movie is the worst
It's the worst I've ever seen
I never ever ever ever felt this crappy
And yet nothing has changed
And The Truth About Duh is it's all a lie
It all just recycled and I want to die

Oh you can lose your mind and
Oh, you can write again and
That you are just convinced you feel like everybody's felt before
It hurts every time I have to watch them
It's not getting better so I dive right in
It's inspired by true events and
They can make up anything that they want to man

The truth, the truth, the truth about duh is
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat
The truth, the truth, about duh will repeat

Truth about duh