OH BLOODY HELL I HATE MY FREAKING BRAIN!!!
Sorry my faithful readers - I got so used to signing my posts off with a link to the Facebook horror page and my moniker that when I took the page down I kind of... didn't take it off here.
If you've tried to visit it and it says it's broken - yup. I thought I'd wait a bit (it's there, just unpublished) before I dumped the whole thing but still - it doesn't need to be here. So:
Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.