Satan's School For Girls (2000) Made For TVNot only was this awful waste of film made for TV, it was a REMAKE of a 1973 ABC Movie of the Week. Both done by Aaron Spelling. The first starring Cheryl Ladd, this one what-else-the-hell-do-I-have-to-do Kate Jackson. Double the horror! And we get Shannon Doherty who was hanging on to her relevance by that time.
This miserable after-school type special on the danger of witches at your local college (yeah, that's always been a problem) is centered on Shannon, who poses as a student at Fallbridge College to find out why her sister committed suicide out of the blue after coming home for a visit (Gee, couldn't be because of you, huh Shannon?). The ending to this movie is obvious after the first 15 minutes, especially after Shannon reveals that she and her sister have had special 'abilities' since they were kids... riiiight.
Saving you the horror of the typecasting of goth type kids (no they are not dangerous or witches, get with the times people) we find that the true witches are <gasp> the blonde and privileged yuppie types (See? Not dark and deep thinking kids, the rich bitches.). They reveal that the whole plot was Satan's way of getting to Shannon eventually because she is sooo powerful. So what happens? Oh, well since this is by Aaron Spelling, no logic or realistic plot progression is needed - Shannon just 'turns on' her powers and electrocutes everyone. Happy ending for all. I'm really surprised he didn't slip his daughter into this thing somewhere...
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