Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Ow My Mother Lovin' Freakin' Eyes

I guess my husband didn't think I had a long enough list of movies to tear apart - umm I mean review - so somewhere he found this list of horror/sci fi/fantasy movies that came in different categories, such as best movies you've never seen, movies with the worst endings, worst movies ever made, etc. I went through the list and woof, it's got some stinkers all right - but also some that weren't so bad and some I really liked. In other words, I plan to hunt down and watch the ones on this list and here they are. If I've already seen them, there will be a big 'X' beside the title. This is your only warning:

  • Ghosts Of Mars
  • Solaris
  • Beowulf
  • Thirst
  • Extract
  • 9                                                                      X
  • Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow
  • The Box
  • Hamlet 2
  • Knights Of Badassdom
  • Kob
  • Phenomena aka Creepers
  • Audition                                                          X
  • In The Mouth Of Madness                                  X
  • Braindead aka Dead Alive                                X
  • Re-Animator                                                   X
  • Peeping Tom
  • House (Hausu)
  • Psycho II                                                          X
  • Suspiria                                                           X
  • From Beyond
  • The Beyond
  • Zombie Flesh Eaters
  • Ants
  • The Mist                                                          X
  • The Host                                                         X
  • Howing III: The Marsupials
  • [REC]
  • The Descent                                                    X
  • Ju-Don
  • Dumplings
  • Inland Empire
  • Trick 'R' Treat                                                X
  • Martyrs
  • Deadgirl                                                         X
  • 28 Days Later                                                 X
  • They Live                                                       X
Looks like I need that new set of glasses sooner than I thought... Be afraid, be very, very afraid (but not enough not to read the reviews)...