Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Movies So Bad They Make You Say "What In The Blazes Did I Just Watch?"


Deadgirl (2008)


What makes a monster? Is it what you are or how you act? That seems to be the main question raised by this film. I have no idea why the title is all one word. This is technically a zombie film, but mostly it just makes you squirm to have to look at it. I'm not recommending this at all, just giving basic details.


 Two friends, Rickie and J.T. cut school and decide to check out an old hospital that has been closed down for a long time. In a basement room they find a woman chained to a bed, covered in plastic. Although they believe her to be dead she moves when they remove the plastic.


Not going into a lot of detail here because it's just - wrong. Basically they decide to use their new toy as ummm a way to satisfy teenage urges. Eww even that was gross to write.


I should say one decides, the other sees her as a victim, not a thing. He leaves. The other uses her, makes his friend come back and shows him that she is actually undead, as he stabs her repeatedly without effect. His friend actually brings other boys down to the basement so they can 'play' too.


The boy that sees her as a victim, feeling bad for her, attempts to free her. He doesn't but it's enough where she manages to infect the boys abusing her. Eventually she escapes.


Why was this movie made? Why do they make movies about young people that no one no matter what age should really watch? Now that you know, it's a good idea to pass on this one. 

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