Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.
BAD HORROR MOVIE LINES
Some lines that should never be in a horror movie (but they use them anyway):
You sound like you're in a bad horror movie - you're not! This is real life!
I dunno.... I've heard of a lot of bad horror movies that start this way.
What do you think this is? A horror movie?
This is just like some kind of bad horror movie.
Guess what guys? If you need to say it, you're in it. We don't need to be told what we've almost certainly already found out. Not cool.
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