Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Friday, January 18, 2013


We See It In Tons Of Movies And TV...

That moment when something awful is happening, whether it is someone dying, a bit of violence or just plain ole' scary imagery. Suddenly, the man/woman sits straight up in bed, sweating and panting, sometimes with an 'AH!' or other squeal as they slowly realize that they are not in danger, but have been dreaming.

Who does that? Seriously, I want to know. If you have EVER sat up in bed, sweating and panting because of a nightmare you've had and you'd like to share, leave me a message on Google or PM my Facebook account. I would really love to see that this happens to "REAL" people.

When Netflix started streaming the series 'Medium' I tried to watch it but I swear if I was Patricia Arquette's husband I would have kicked her out into the street - who wants to be woken up every night by someone going 'Ahhh!' and sitting straight up in bed?

Sweet dreams!