
At first glance I saw the name Elizabeth Hurley and thought no way am I seeing a movie with Hugh Grant's model girlfriend trying to act. Then I saw the claim on the Nightscare cover: 'The Best Horror Film Since Hellraiser'. Ah hell no! The only way on Earth that could happen is if it was released one second after Hellraiser and no other films were made since...


So did you understand any of that? It of course doesn't mention that the only reason the detective is involved in the first place is that Hurley's character Stephanie ATTACKS HIM AND FORCIBLY INJECTS HIM WITH HER EXPERIMENTAL DRUG. Wow, what a bitch. We get disjointed scenes of a whole bunch of nothing that means nothing before finally they 'kill' the psycho in the dream they're supposedly stuck in. Since it's Gilmour's dream in the first place, wouldn't that mean they were stuck there forever? You know what, I really don't care. This was a massive waste of film.


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