GARBAGE IN/GARBAGE OUT - YUP IT'S ANOTHER CRAPTACULAR MARATHON
Movies By The Pound
Well, I've pretty much given up on the Screampix (now Screambox) service dubiously available on YouTube for $2.99. After discovering the bulk of their movies (those that will play that is) are made by one company, this is probably THEIR channel and they're desperately trying to recover losses by having this channel with the lie that it is a premium site of horror movies. Nope. Don't even bother with the free preview - even free it's not worth it.
But they're not the only ones with absolutely stupid movies and I've got several to bore you with in yet another marathon session. So turn off your brain, grab something for your nerves and hold on...
Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.
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