Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.

Friday, May 31, 2013

MOVIES YOU TRY TO WATCH BECAUSE OF THEIR TITLES



What The Hell?

Here's just a short list of movies I've tried to watch or actually managed to watch despite these head scratching titles:
  • The Tale Of The Voodoo Prostitute
  • Deadly Renovations
  • Attack Of The Vegan Zombies
  • Mourning Wood
  • Gingerbread Man 2: Passion Of The Crust
  • Die Cheerleader Die!
  • Pop Funk Zombies
  • The Mutilation Man
  • Slashers Gone Wild
  • Destined To Be Ingested
  • (Your destination here) Massacre (Which usually isn't)

In other words... my head is killing me.