Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
Okay, I think this is supposed to be about serial killer Red Toole (the hero of the movie) rescuing his wife Violet from Baron Nefarious. I admit I got about as far as the Baron turning three blonde women in their underwear to three naked (except for pink underwear) zombies that were green with red nipples and purple hair.
|Hmm... the clothes must have come later...|
Die Cheerleader Die! (2008)
Believe it or not I got through this whole movie - despite the skips, movie ending when it wasn't over, etc. You know - all the stuff I've been complaining about this week. This takes place in the enlightened town of Dullsville - where the local college has made the words 'social status' about as popular as the KKK. Especially the cheerleaders. Now, this movie did NOT have any beautiful people in it - these cheerleaders wouldn't get a second look by anyone anywhere but somehow they try to persuade you they're the best of the best. Well, one girl has a bulimic problem and is helped by a group of 'fat girls' (not one of them was over 130 pounds - this was 'movie fat') who call themselves PIGS (pretty intelligent girls). By now I'm disgusted AND insulted.
|I'll pay five bucks if any of these girls is under 25...|