The Wickeds (2005)
When a movie has to rely on a former porn star (not female, put your tongues back in) and some lame in-jokes and rip-offs of lines from GOOD movies, you know you're in for a bad, bad movie. The porn star? Ron Jeremy. If you haven't heard of him, you're probably better off. Besides being in countless porn movies, his non-porn movie credits include a lot of Troma films and, <gulp>, The Boondock Saints. WTH?
|I'm desperately trying to NOT picture this man naked...|
|One of the few scenes you DON'T see a boom mic...|
|I got it! He's a zompire!|
|I didn't know zompires wore |
body suits with large zippers...