Hello to all those faithfully reading and hopefully enjoying this effort to make even the worst horror movie more watcha... aw, screw that - I'm not that good. If a movie makes you cringe because yet another batch of unlikable teens that are pushing 30 are inching toward their deaths, having a party no one does anywhere ever, a paranormal movie is boring you to tears with unending pans of empty rooms, or thanks to CGI technology when people finally bite it, their blood squirts everywhere except on the victim, the ground, the people next to them... you're in good company and this is the right place for you.
Showing posts with label Bill Watterson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Watterson. Show all posts

Monday, June 9, 2014

WHERE'S OUR MOVIES YOU LAZY LIE ABED WORTHLESS SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING!!! (PLEASE?)



Boy, You Guys Are Tough!

Before I bow at your feet, I wanted to let you know about something totally cool (if the media hasn't done it to death already). We just reviewed the documentary Dear Mr. Watterson and then learned that he actually likes the strip (we love it too) Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis. In fact, he thought it would be 'neat' if he could slip a few days of his art into it. 

After Pastis cleaned up all the drool, they worked out the kinks. They decided it would be best if Pastis briefly introduced "Libby" (a loose form of Billy) as a second grader who could draw better than Pastis. The only catch was that Watterson didn't want anyone to know until all the strips had been printed. And they have. To catch this wonderful mesh from the start, go to:

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2014/06/02

Two strips introduce her, the next three strips include Watterson's work... enjoy!

Just a quick update to let you guys know when to expect new movies. Actually, if you think about it, the efforts we've put into updating this blog might be considered bringing you "new" movies if you didn't know we had them. And there's been a couple (JUST a couple) that I've had to completely redo as I read over the review, shook my head, and wondered what kind of painkillers I'd been on that day. 

I also rechecked and updated an entry I did on Screampix. That is a movie channel (pffft) offered on YouTube for $2.99 per month.

They now call themselves Screambox (pffffffffft) but the movies, moderator, and bullcrap are all the same. I checked some of the mail from users - 'not available in my country', 'won't play', etc. - all the same stuff I was complaining about (before he started deleting my comments of course). The movies? Same wooden acting in $500 movies that you wouldn't throw a nickel (or 3p or whatever) at.

There were also a couple of movies I originally had glossed over that I re-visited and did a better review on - one of them being V/H/S, which I thought a muddled mess until I saw V/H/S 2 (a couple of times) and realized there was a story going on outside of the tapes which my drugged brain hadn't registered apparently... I left the original date on them but you can easily find what you're looking for using either the search bar or scanning the Labels section (which is getting pretty freaking loooooong) for a title, an actor, or a subject.

I printed just the other day about us getting caught in the "FBI MoneyPak Virus" and getting out just in time not to have to re-do everything on the computer. Since then we've been a bit leery about using anything, but you know, that's just giving in and we're not going to do that. But I did find this interesting. 

I get TONS of emails - lots of 'em junk. If you're not careful and you're used to getting a lot of junk, how do you tell the legit ones from the phish? That's why I like Naked Security From Sophos. Check their site out - they're not just an American scam investigator (in fact, from their spelling and other clues they must be in the UK) so their advice is good for many countries.   www.nakedsecurity.sophos.com

'Cause we are all getting smart about not clicking links or opening attachments of strange emails - so the crooks are trying to get smarter.  

http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/06/06/phish-or-legit-can-you-tell-the-difference/?utm_source=Naked+Security+-+Sophos+List&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=f882a52cae-naked%252Bsecurity&utm_term=0_31623bb782-f882a52cae-455033573




Saturday, May 31, 2014

AN EARTH SHATTERING, HEART BREAKING, LIFE CHANGING EVENT...



Dear Mr. Watterson (2013)

If you don't know who Calvin and Hobbes are, you seriously need to get off the computer dude and read a bloody book. Okay, okay, you can also find the strips online if you're that lazy... This wasn't horror, but an act of love to anyone who loved and hung on to every Calvin and Hobbes strip printed from November 18, 1985 until his final (and upbeat "Let's go exploring!) strip on December 31, 1995.



Countries and numbers are
subject to change but every
single one of you is appreciated!
Why am I watching this? Well, I'm neck deep in an exploration of the movies Kill Bill volume 1 and 2 and badly need a break. The review will not be blow by blow (pun intended) but my opinion on what makes these two movies great, not so great, downright stupid, and causes me to want to blow chunks. Before I get going though, thank you all so much for getting us to 84 thousand for this month - since I've been kind of slow getting new movies up and working on improving what I already have here - this is extremely wonderful and thank you!

Dear Mr. Watterson is a documentary that was funded through the Kickstarter program, and raised enough money that the makers were able to interview more comic writers and others influenced by Calvin and Hobbes. Note: Sorry the pictures are a bit small - the new blog format doesn't like the extra large sized pics.



First Calvin and Hobbes, November 18, 1985

I don't want to get too much into this, just watch it (it's streaming on Netflix right now) to enjoy a bit of perspective on how different Watterson was from many of his fellow artists, but in a good way. Do not expect to SEE Mr. Watterson or hear from him - he is an extremely private individual and this documentary respects that.



The last <sigh> Calvin and Hobbes printed December 31, 1995

Interviews are held with various people, including Berkley Breathed (Bloom County, Outland, Opus), Stephan Pastis (Pearls Before Swine), and even Seth Green (Robot Chicken), who all have felt and continue to feel the influence Watterson has on the whole comic scene.



He is famous (some say infamous) for being so strict with his comic strip, that when the space for comics in newspapers started their ridiculous shrinking, he made his panels the size he wanted and if they didn't print it that size, they didn't get to print it at all.



He's also constantly refused, then and now, to merchandise any of his creations (if you see Calvin and Hobbes on ANYTHING it is a bootleg as nothing has been authorized) which, when explained, made a sad kind of sense. When you watch it, you'll see what I mean. Even the comics I show here, even though you can find them all over the internet, were not authorized to be shown and for that I deeply apologize. As you can probably guess, my favorites of all the Calvin and Hobbes adventures have to do with snowmen:



Tell me you've never seen anyone attempt to recreate some of Calvin and Hobbes' famous snow creations...



...or enjoyed the many attacks on Calvin by his faithful companion.

Directed by Joel Allen Schroeder, the film follows the career of Bill Watterson, the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, and the influence of both the author and the comic strip on the world.




Yes I know this has been an incredibly lazy entry, but in my opinion, you just can't enjoy life without having a companion to rip you to shreds then peacefully sleep with you. I call them cats. Calvin called him Hobbes.