HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

Okay, Not Really

Hello dear, faithful readers! It is 2016 and I am desperate to regain the function of my hands enough to continue to make fun of bad horror movies...

The videos have been... well... let's just say I have 20 subscribers and about 1,500 views so growth is slow but steady.





I'm going through yet another major change in medication (You didn't know I was on meds? Really? I thought the reviews made that pretty clear.) and so I am dead, dead, dead.

But.

This blog is my first and major love, and I'm desperate to put out at least the same amount of written reviews as I do the video ones.

So to all you who have still hung in there, read my stuff, and even write me (Nope, I haven't heard a thing from Chris Wylde - bummer.) thank you oh so very much and I'm trying desperately to get my shit together and give you guys the funny, sarcastic, and very amateur horror reviews to get back into the swing of things.

In the meantime, here's a couple more videos...

             

MAY COMES WITH THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY...

Yet Another Set Of Excuses

I have figured out that if I stop visiting doctors, I'll probably be well enough to catch up on the movies I've been meaning to write reviews for all last month. I had two doctors appointment; the first one, the receptionist was a snot machine and I knew I was doomed - and I was right. A month later, I had to go back for a checkup and although I looked at everyone there and didn't see anybody outright germy, sure enough, two days after I woke with a sore throat and coughing badly. I've still got it and really don't want to go to doctor's offices any more.

I DID finally begin my YouTube channel (as I've already said) and I've made an introduction video and an 'about me' video - they are short but you know what? They take HOURS to make. And I didn't even include any extra stuff in them like pictures or videos... you turn on a camera and geez, the place explodes. The cats race through the house, the phone rings, someone's knocking on the door, my watch alarm goes off... maybe somebody doesn't want to see my face on YouTube.

Yeah and I know who that person is: ME! After over a decade of being 'hidden away' in my house and not getting out and seeing real people (no hubby, I know you're real, don't worry) I'm actually exposing myself (Umm, that didn't come out right) to the world on the harshest media there is - a place where anyone using any name can say anything to you even if you're the nicest person in the world.

So I'm hoping to play with the YouTube video creator to learn how to insert video snippets or pictures so that I can upload some movie summaries and links to the blog.

Don't worry, a very good (and mad) rant about Facebook will be coming up soon. I also want to make one on my epic word joust with actor Chris Wylde (I still laugh when I think about it). And, of course, my fibromyalgia diary. Dear readers, you all know more about this disease than many doctors do. And that's a shame 'cause then people assume it must not be a 'real' disease (Remember when depression wasn't a 'real' disease?). I just have to learn to use my words and some real and useful information so I don't bore people too badly.

Thank you all for continuing to read and telling me thing about the reviews I do - even negative words help me learn more to make better reviews so don't hold anything back...





                      

OH BOY I DID IT!!! OH BOY... I DID IT... WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO?

The YouTube World

Well, I finally took some pretty good advice about not hiding from the world and started up my channel on YouTube. Since Google allows you to have a channel with your account I gritted my teeth, got some pretty decent equipment, now all I need is courage...

I did put up an introductory video (they said keep it short - that's hard for me). I explained that the channel was for three things:

1. Brief movie summaries with a link to the blog page the complete review is on

2. A Fibromyalgia diary to let people know what 15+ years with this crap is like and how other people seem to view it

3. A chance to rant about certain things, like, oh, I don't know, maybe BEING KICKED OFF OF FACEBOOK AFTER OVER FIVE YEARS BECAUSE THEY 'VERIFIED' I WAS FAKE

That last one couldn't have come at a worse time too. Last week my hubby's family suffered a tragedy. Because all my contacts with local people are gone I couldn't let people know for him. That's one more thing I'll never forgive you for Zuckerberg, you pompous ass.

But, will the channel (and having me <gulp> in front of a camera) be worth the time and embarrassment?

We'll see, I guess.