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| Why she didn't make the list, I honestly couldn't tell ya... |
I realize it's already the fourth and I didn't get that one last March movie finished in time (you're welcome), but I've been working and planning and trying to get my health better (And I finally have what seems to be competent help with that, yay!) but I'd rather not reveal anything until I'm sure it's actually going to happen (re: I'm actually going to be able to pull it off) so for now, thanks entirely to and credited to the YouTube channel WatchMojo.com (SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE!) which has some of the most hilarious top 10 lists I've ever seen, here are:
10 Dumbest Things Said By Celebrities (And a sarcastic word or two by Miss Murder)
10. Brooke Shields: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (Apparently she was killed at birth.)
9. Kanye West: "I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home." (Hey, be thankful they just used one - it could have been the whole freaking encyclopedia of Kanye.)8. Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." (Be thankful I didn't tell you about how she describes - in her words - how she is the 'potty whisperer'.)
7. Tara Reid, star of Sharknado 1-1,000, was the champion of this list in my opinion, but they chose instead to put her at number seven and created my favorite duh moment:
Too bad she didn't seem to hear that Tiger Shark remark, I would have loved to hear her mating theory on that one...
6. Jaden Smith: Everything he's ever said on Twitter (example), "If a book store never runs out of a certain book, dose (sic) that mean that nobody reads it, or everybody reads it?" (No Jaden, those kind of remarks usually mean that your parents are brother and sister.)
4. Jessica Simpson: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken By the Sea.'" (I... I really don't know what to say for this one... but it's no surprise that the reality show of her marriage was short - and so was her marriage.)
3. Justin Bieber: "Anne (Frank) was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber." (Yes, I can totally see that. A starving and dying little girl tottering around the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp, singing to herself 'Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby...' Dude, you are a freaking douchebag. Wait a minute, are you competing with Kanye per chance?)
2. Charlie Sheen "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitchin', a total freakin' rock star from Mars." (No argument here Carlos, I'm tired of pretending like I'm not the hottest woman on the planet, a total freakin' horror movie reviewer genius...)And finally, the woes of a woman who has everything in the world and has never even had to work for a stick of gum:
