MISS MURDER TAKES A QUICKIE 'DO YOU KNOW NEW MOVIES, SINGERS AND TV SHOWS...' QUIZ AND FAILS...

I don't know her, don't know him,
don't know him, don't know... is that a her?

Who Are You?

There's been a few award shows recently (and my recently might reach back months so don't worry if you think you missed one) and I realized that I don't know anybody in movies or music anymore.

So this is a quickie quiz on names of singers, actors, and movies that I keep hearing and my quick assessment of who (or what) they are:


Channing Tatum: Boxer!


A Million Ways To Die In The West: A huge history book on the 1800's that no one wants to read for some reason.


Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh come one, you made that one up!


Katy Perry: Umm, Steve Perry's sister? Daughter? Oh, and something about a shark...


One Direction: When the street you're driving on has a solid white line.

Gerard Way: I don't know man, I used to know who he was, he was a 30's something family man with a kick ass rock band, but somebody turned him into a grey (dyed, I swear that boy changes his hair color even more than I do - probably why he keeps it so short now) haired teenager singing British Pop so...





Coldplay: Oh yeah, I used to do that all the time on school snow days.


Bring Me The Horizon: Something Donald Trump says when he's too lazy to get out of bed to see the sun rise.


Ariana Grande: A bittersweet coffee found at Starbucks.


Guardians Of The Galaxy: They're going to have to stop those movies, I don't think Robert Downey Jr. can take much more of that heavy suit.


The Pretty Reckless: Damn those kids and their loud, fast cars - this is a neighborhood! Slow down!


Scarlett Johansson: A character from Gone With The Wind.


In Bloom: One of my fave Nirvana songs.


Bradley Cooper: He's a news anchor for CNN.


Jude Law: I have to assume he's some sort of musician or something.


Adele: A type of facial tissue, I think, for people who cry over breakups.

The Hunger Games: Taking my grandmother to an all-you-can-eat buffet and see how much she stuffs into her purse.


Iggy Azalea: Oh, is he still around? Used to listen to my mother's albums of him when he was with The Stooges.


Ryan Gosling: Umm, wasn't he on 'Saved By The Bell'?


Meghan Trainor: An expensive workout they offer at gyms.


Demi Lovato: Wasn't she once married to Ashton Kutcher?


Lorde: A hair care product to give your style fullness, bounce, and lots of money. Either that or Stan's father on South Park.


The Theory Of Everything: Made famous by Albert Einstein, I think.


John Wick: I think he's the guy who started the Wikipedia.


Force Majeure: I'm not sure - all I saw was a guy in high heels and makeup yelling in three or four languages so I gave up.

To Be Takei: A sad documentary on the effects of Alzheimers when people forget their names.


Lucy: A woman who has some 'splainin' to do.


Frozen: My favorite Madonna song. I had that one on a single cassette (I shit you not, there used to be cassette SINGLES to replace the good ole' 45's...).




The Walking Dead: Me, of course.

WELCOME TO TERMINUS... WAIT, WHAT? THEY'RE ALL GOING TO A PLACE THAT MEANS 'A FINAL POINT IN SPACE OR TIME - AN END OR EXTREMITY? AND THEY THOUGHT THEY'D BE SAFE THERE? WOULDN'T A BETTER PLACE BE NAMED 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY SAFE HAVEN Y'ALL' OR SOMETHING?

The Walking Dead Returns

And so it's here, the long-awaited premiere of the fifth season of The Walking Dead. Relax kids, this is not going to be a comprehensive (and boring) recounting of the first four seasons (but if you haven't seen them and plan to today before season 5 starts, stop reading here). This is just my opinion of them.... HEY COME BACK HERE!!!!



When the series first started, I was an instant fan, as tons of people were. It was different, gritty, no happy endings, lots of zombie bashing, and unapologetic violence and gore. Hey, AMC got on the map with this program (No I don't want to hear of all the others before it - this is a TWD review, 'kay?).

Yup, I was all in - liked/disliked Rick, thought Shane was cool but evil, Lori was a slut, Carl needed a serious time out, Andrea was what I thought I'd be if in that situation - looking quickly to be as ruthless and as good a shot as anyone - no wilting flower for her or me. We swore we'd never be like Carol. And of course we all listened to Dale, got mad at Merle (but enjoyed him anyway) and crushed on Daryl. And the rest... we sort of remember.

But by the second season something happened that reduced my personal enjoyment to almost nothing - social media. I was DVR'ing all the episodes, cause for one I didn't want to wade through the commercials, second I wanted to be able to replay scenes I didn't quite get the sense of or just plain enjoyed watching. But I was a heavy Facebooker and even belonged to a couple of TWD groups. And I quickly found out the folly of that. 

These people all had smartphones and sat in front of their TV's, watching and texting furiously at the same time. Which meant that if you were on Facebook, even if you tried to ignore everybody (this included all news and entertainment sites), chances were you got the whole program shoved down your throat before you even got a chance to watch it. Many, many times. I think after the 'Sophia' episode I decided that enough was enough and just stopped watching.

But... although I was free of the addiction of seeing who would live and who died each season, I did miss it. I do admit that even though it was getting apparent this was turning into a soap opera with some zombie bashing mixed in, and the CGI work was getting more and more obvious that there was still some pretty neat stuff to be found in this series which is like but not completely true to the comic book series it began from.



And so I thought okay, I'll catch up - but the DVD sets were astronomical in price and I like to get good sets of what I'm collecting - but hey, you've gotta admit that it was just too much. Fortunately, I found a dealer who had brand new still-sealed-in-plastic sets of seasons 1-4 (just the discs, not the 'collectibles') for about half of what I could find them for elsewhere. Boom. Aaaaand then of course Netflix decides to have all four seasons streaming on their service (dammit).

So. Season one saw the introduction of a central group of characters and a lot of peripheral characters that died with regularity during the season. It was a lot of backstory, establishment of character places in a sort of democracy, lots of neat (and still pretty human looking) zombies and, of course, lots of violence bashing, shooting, and spearing said zombies. 



For those of us pretty well familiar with the zombie movie genre this was pretty quality stuff - for those who hadn't seen many, it was shocking but strangely compelling. And poor Norman Reedus, playing a character who wasn't even IN the comic series (Daryl Dixon) found himself to be an instant beefcake poster boy for the show. It was tense, it was fun, and it was original. We couldn't wait for the next season...

So. Season two came with changes, as all good series have. But then we were introduced (at least I hadn't heard of it before) to something called a mid-season finale. Say what? We have a hiatus in the MIDDLE of a season? And everrrrrrrybody was talking about the episodes as they happened. I knew the whole damned thing weeks before I was able to sit and get caught up. So, again, weeks after everyone sobbed and discussed and complained, I finally got to see this:

We sat through HALF A SEASON looking for Sophia (and some other stuff happened too) just for this. And by the time I actually got to WATCH it, I could practically quote line by line what happened before it did. It sucked. I quit watching.



So I didn't see (then) that Shane went batshit nuts, Rick got hard and nasty, Carl wouldn't stay in the damned house, Lori played Shane and Rick off of each other, Dale got killed, a kid is captured, Rick wants him released but Shane kills the kid and then tries to kill Rick. I did watch the EPIC episode though - how could I miss this? Shane gets killed, not once but TWICE. The first time by Rick, the second by an impossible act even for a sharpshooter: Never-stays-in-the-house Carl sees his dad and a dead Shane. He also sees Shane get back up. Now IN THE DARK he draws and somehow over his dad's shoulder manages with ONE SHOT to get zombie-Shane smack in the forehead. C'mon people, really?

The farm is overrun by walkers, lots of extras get killed so that you have a small and familiar group to see and they wonder what the hell they're gonna do now. Sorry people, but season two could have been cut in half and been a whole lot better.

So. Season three starts with a very pregnant Lori struggling to keep up with the group when they finally find the prison they've apparently been circling for months waiting for the season to start, and begin cleaning out the 'walkers' inside, mostly guards and prisoners (and some visitors). They find several live prisoners but they are all killed before any attachments are made so we still have our basic group left over from season 2, with wise veterinarian Herschel taking the 'place' of the lamented Dale. Lori has the baby during a walker attack and dies at Carl's hand.




And we get to meet the Governor (wonderfully played by David Morrissey), a psycho who runs the 'safe' town of Woodbury, where Andrea and Michonne (who finally shows up) end up. He seems to be a benevolent man until it is revealed that not only does he kill for fun, but he keeps his zombified daughter chained up, pressuring a scientist to find a 'cure' for her, he has a collection of heads in fish tanks, and also has found Merle and made him his right hand... uh no, wait, he lost that - his henchman.

This was a great season, almost as great as season one. There was lots of action, lots of conflict, lots of twists. And some weird, weird stuff. But I honestly think that season three was the best of the four and worth a look even if you're not a TWD fan.

So. Season four. I'm sorry to say this TWD fans but I was very VERY glad for my fast forward button. Since they took in all the people left from Woodbury, that was apparently too many people to keep track of, so there's a bad infection that kills a lot of them. At the start, two who had it badly (you cough up blood and die) were mysteriously dragged outside and set on fire. Rick somehow finds out it was Carol and banishes her out of the prison.


Aaaand then we have endless exposition of characters we don't give a crap about. What happened to the Governor and what he does next was interesting but all the rest? Geez, they're just filler, right? Almost a WHOLE SEASON of filler.

After the Governor kills Herschel and tries to take over the prison, everybody scatters and we get individual stories that we. just. don't. care. about. Really.

Even though they are all scattered, they all manage to find a sign to a place called 'Terminus' which apparently means that they scatters to a small area yet never manage to run into each other, as the signs are all by a railroad track. Duh. 



There are two disturbing events in this season, the first worthy of a horror movie by itself. Carol had tried to teach the children to defend themselves, determined to make sure no one was a victim their whole lives like she was. One of the children, about ten or so, is a developing psychopath but she didn't know that. One of the new characters saves the girl and her sister, along with Judith (which Rick and Carl did not see and presume she is dead). He finds Carol and she resumes her teaching, noticing the older child a bit strange but what comes next is pretty shocking.

Lizzie (the ten-year-old) is left to take care of her younger sister Mika and baby Judith while the two adults look for water. When they return they're shocked to find that Lizzie has killed her sister and is about to do the same to Judith. Lizzie explains that her sister will be fine because she did not 'hurt her brain'. A grieving Carol takes Lizzie into the forest and puts a bullet in her head. Ouch. Carol and Tyreese take Judith and go on the road.

The other event is when a group of toughs led by 'Joe' (the very talented face-you-know-instantly-but-not-his-name Jeff Kober) find Daryl, make him part of their group, but show their true colors when catching up with Rick who had been forced to kill one of them. As they prepare to rape BOTH Carl and Michonne and then kill Rick, Daryl helps the three wipe out the gang and escape - on to Terminus.



One thing I found interesting: Some time has passed since this 'apocalypse' happened, right? Well the writers have also kept up with that. The zombies are 'aging', in that they are no longer as human looking as they were in the first season, and many of them are only partially there, such as this one who is actually mostly slime melded with the ground. The 'fresh' zombies are the ones who were recently killed (or died of whatever) and so most of the 'walkers' smushed by our heroes were mostly smushed in the first place.

So the end of season four finds most reuniting at Terminus, the 'safe haven'. But when Rick notices that several 'citizens' are in possession of things that had belonged to his group, he attempts an escape and all are shoved into a railroad car and that is where the season leaves us. Rick, who by now is a very hardened man, says "They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out they're screwing with the wrong people." We can expect a lot of bloodshed beginning the next season.

And I'm done 'cause I badly need a nap and want to see how this is going to start. Since the whole season is called 'Terminus', I expect their escape and revenge to take quite a while.



                        

THE WALKING DEAD: CHARACTERS WE LOVE AND HATE

Dale Horvath (Jeffrey DeMunn)

Every group needs a negotiator, a moral compass, a giver of advice even when you never ask for it. That person is/was Dale (we're gonna miss you buddy).

When you think of Dale you think of an endless supply of fishing hats, an old RV that's constantly breaking down, and a disapproving gaze for everything you do. But we loved it.


Dale, although being the oldest in the group was no shirker. He worked hard, kept vigil for the Walkers just like the others, protected people when he could, lectured the others constantly, and was the cool head, the common sense, the man who still believed the world to be a normal, civilized place. He wasn't subtle. He wasn't above saying things he believed even if it was unpopular with everyone.


In Season One he and his RV are a constant and comforting presence. He is in everyone's business, but almost like he's trying to be a father, a guiding source. He takes care of who he can, mourns those they lose, and honestly feels for the entire group (except Shane - he even told him he knew exactly what kind of man he was).

In Season Two he seems to become worn, tired by the constant tension and dissention in the group. When they are at the farm, he realizes that he is being listened to less and less and his frustration and weariness becomes very apparent. 

When the group wants to kill a young tough they captured so that he cannot give away their location, he argues passionately for mercy, the idea of killing a person 'just in case' crumbles what's left of his even demeanor and he becomes despondent when despite his pleads they decide to kill the kid anyway. 

He wanders off that night, feeling done in - which becomes permanent when a wandering Walker rips him up. The group finds him, destroys the Walker and since it's obvious that he will not survive, Daryl sorrowfully shoots him in the head. There have been lots of Dale memes (actually, for almost every member you can find a meme somewhere) and he was a popular character. He will be keenly missed.

Jeffrey DeMunn is a character actor that I could probably do another page about, he's been everywhere, done everything. You recognize him instantly in anything he appears whether it's on stage, television or the movies. He's been nominated and won many awards for his work.

And, like Jon Berenthal (Shane) who also died in Season Two, he has been cast to work on the new television series LA Noir. May both of them continue on and keep busy.




                              

THE WALKING DEAD: CHARACTERS WE LOVE AND HATE









Lori Grimes (Sarah Wayne Callies)


People are really polarized when it comes to the character of Lori Grimes. They either really hate her or feel very sorry for her. So far in the series the way she has been behaving I gravitate toward the first choice.

Her husband is shot and in the hospital and a zombie apocalypse begins. So she does the only logical thing: she immediately begins an affair with Shane, her husband's best friend (to be fair, Shane DID tell her Rick was dead) and life goes on.

I think one of the main problems people have with her is her ineffectiveness, her whining and her seeming lack to help out much with important tasks (one of them being her own son, Carl, which has created a whole crop of memes).
In the first season, although Shane has essentially rescued and taken care of her and her son (for selfish purposes but we'll discuss that later) as soon as her husband shows up again, she dumps Shane without a 'well it's been swell but...' She doesn't even seem to care that she's just ripped up Shane's heart. If Shane has one... but again, that's for later. 

There are different scenes that have been captured where she lectures people on doing things one way and then proceed to do the opposite or worse, nothing at all. She rips on everyone without much regard to their feelings, and although Rick went through the ultimate horror just to be reunited with her again, she really doesn't seem to appreciate that he's back and taking care of her (or that Shane is going nuts watching her ignore him after what he's done for her).

The second season doesn't seem to find much improvement in the development of her character. The balance of the opinion of her character (I say character because actually Sarah is quite excellent in portraying this conflicted and irritating woman) is sliding toward hating her for her continued bad judgement, the fact that she's pregnant (possibly Shane's), the way she helped drive Shane to madness, and many other incidents that people love to point out (like I said, memes about her are all over the place, many of them spot-on.

So hopefully for season three we will see a little maturing of her attitude, more gratitude, more common sense. For right now, she's kind of a character that makes you flinch whenever she's onscreen.
As for Sarah herself, she grew up in Hawaii and always knew she wanted to be an actress. She has appeared in television and film, being best noted for her role as Dr. Sara Tancredi in Prison Break.

                         

THE WALKING DEAD: CHARACTERS WE LOVE AND HATE







Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln)



Rick Grimes is the main protagonist on the wildly popular series The Walking Dead. He also has gone through the most horrible of times of any of the other characters on the show.


In the beginning he is a deputy sheriff teamed up with his friend Shane Walsh (Jon Bernthal) who respond to a call during which he is severely wounded. He lies in a hospital in a coma, desperately clinging to life. He groggily remembers Shane bringing him flowers and talking to him, but when he answers him, the room is empty, the flowers are long dead, and there isn't a sound or soul to be found. It doesn't take him long to discover something is very very wrong.



Leaving the hospital confirms his fears and he faces the horrors of this new world he has awakened in. Not knowing if his family (Lori and Carl) is alive, if ANYBODY is alive, he wanders about looking for answers. Unfortunately, he finds them, fast. And his troubles spiral from there.


People both like and dislike the Rick Grimes character, partly because of his uneven sense of reason - at one point he seems perfectly rational and caring, another almost cruel and dictator-like. For a man who had his normal life ripped from him and faced now with the worst of scenarios, this can be totally understandable. Could we always be even-tempered, always logical and reasonable in the face of hoardes of the undead (called Walkers here, the term zombie is almost never actually used in a movie - well, until recently) and a family who doesn't seem to really appreciate him and his efforts to keep them alive.

In Season One, the character seems to always be at a disadvantage and fighting to keep order and the small group of survivors alive. In Season Two, his demeanor starts to slip as it becomes obvious that he isn't really getting the respect he's earned and others (especially Shane) undermine him at every turn. I am eager for Season Three, being faced with new adversaries how he will react and how his personality will develop - will he become more of the dictator type of leader, or will he realize that he needs every one of the survivors and become more even handed and logical?



My personal feelings toward the character is hey, give the guy a break. He's shot, he wakes to a nightmare of global proportions (we assume), his wife has taken up with his best friend, his son never listens to him, and the others seem to follow his directions grudgingly, instead of appreciating his leadership. And he had the horribly depressing task of dispatching young Sophia, when no one else would. Yes, he's made mistakes of course but he is only a man after all.

Andrew Lincoln is actually British. When he was called with the prospect of being given the role of a television series to take place in Georgia he must have had some hard thinking to do. His wife had just given birth to his son, and it would mean a totally different climate that what they were used to, not to mention a whole different country to live in.

He has a solid acting background, mostly in England of course. He has appeared in various television series, movies, and even performed in the theater. At 38 he is well established as a talented actor and happy family man, and I hope The Walking Dead keeps him busy for a long time.




                            

THE WALKING DEAD: CHARACTERS WE LOVE AND HATE








Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus)

The character of Daryl doesn't appear in the comic series and was written for the television series. He quickly went from an ancillary character to one of the most if not the most popular character on the show. His following is large and very very loyal.

Daryl is the 'redneck' of the group (and that's not a slam) and so has very good survival skills, a good head on his shoulders, a quick temper, but loyalty to the people he ends up being with. In the first season we saw him as very aloof and cynical, mad at the world because the group had left his brother behind in the city (that will be described later) and determined to survive even if it meant shunning the others.

In the second season we see an evolution in his character. He becomes more personable, starts to actually care about the people he is with, and even risks his life to try to save a little girl who has become lost. He does what has to be done, says what's on his mind, and takes garbage from no one. He probably has single-handedly caused an immense increase in the sale of crossbows. And sleeveless shirts. And possibly dead squirrels and necklaces of zombie ears.


Norman Reedus is not a stranger to either television or movies. Most know him as Murphy MacManus in The Boondock Saints but he has been in a ton of other movies and television shows as well. He also is not part of the 20-something crowd (he's 43) but is gorgeous (of course) and more fun to watch than most younger actors.

Now I knew that Norman was in the music video Judas by Lady Gaga (as Judas) but he has been in other music videos as well: Flat Top by Goo Goo Dolls, Cats In The Cradle by Ugly Kid Joe, Strange Currencies by R.E.M., Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead, Violently Happy by Björk and Wicked as it Seems by Keith Richards.

He has also worked as a model (no surprise there) and as a director: His 3 short films are titled "The Rub", "I Thought of You", and "A Filthy Little Fruit". His first feature film directorial debut was in early 2008. He runs a New York-based film production company named Bigbaldhead.

Brains and good looks too.... hope Daryl stays with TWD for a long time.

                         

A TV SERIES YOU CAN SINK YOUR TEETH INTO, EVEN IF YOU'RE DEAD

THE WALKING DEAD

I would be very remiss if I didn't give immediate props to one of the most entertaining and best zombie based series on television. Not that there's been ANY zombie based series on television, but if there were, this would be the best.

Now my spouse says it's just a soap opera with a couple of flesh eaters thrown in. A point taken but that is also the main topic of the series: How does mankind go on when there are a very large amount of crazed undead trying to eat them? Do they just run screaming or do they try to deal with it? 

This won't be the only mention of this show, it is my favorite and there are already many sites dedicated to the fans that have both absorbed the comic book series on which it was based and every episode shown. They know character traits, backgrounds, explain points that may seem a little murky to some, and basically are the most loyal fans of a current television program as far as I'm concerned. WE ROCK! Ummm sorry about that, slipped out.


If you haven't tried this show, I highly recommend buying or renting the DVD's (the first four seasons are also available for streaming on Netflix) and checking it out. Yes, it can be brutal. Yes, it can be tedious (human relationships often are). Yes, it can be frustrating. But it is also exciting, new, creative and definitely a huge step above current television program offerings.

In other words, this is excellence in broadcasting. Yeah I know that's radio, but it sounded cool.


And now, as of this update of 11/18/14 we are in our fifth season of watching Rick Grimes try to keep his extended family together and alive and the series is still fresh (even if the zombies are getting a little worse for wear), we still have Daryl but not Merle (awww), and now a lot of the living account for the danger and not just the 'walkers'.

And it's still cool.